Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

– Black off-shoulder side-split bodycon midi dress
– Slim, body-conscious fit falls to midi-length
– Asymmetric sleeve lengths (one long, one sleeveless) with open back feature
– Sleeve opening & side split decorated with safety-pin brooches & silver chains
– Comfortable stretch cotton fabrication lets your body breathe
– Style it out with a statement boot
– The wearable equivalent of sticking out leg out from under the covers

96% cotton, 4% elastane

Judas is 57 and wearing a UK8